To turn over the globe Archimedes should drink a couple of beers.
Don't try this at another pub!
The only demerit of beer is the lack of it.
The less beer - three's a crowd.
If you feel that everything is there, but something is missing, then this is nonalcoholic beer.
Beer in the morning is not only harmful, but also useful.
Windows 7 works much better if there is a glass of beer by the computer.
Having tasted beer, reasonable mammals stop drinking milk.
Beer - not a sparrow, not even like a sparrow.
If you want to change something in your life, change a kind of beer.
Any phrase spoken by drinking beer sounds like wisdom.
One beer is not a beer. Two beers are a half a beer. Four beers - one beer. But one beer is not a beer!
Bavarian girls tell fortunes with beer - if the foam is long standing, then the groom will be good.
Real connoisseurs blow off the foam into themselves.
East or west - beer is in pub.
The way to a man's heart is through the "you want beer, darling - drink, I don't mind".
We treat to good beer, but you're paying.
Water tastes much better if it's added the yeast, malt and hops.
If you drink 1000 liters of "Kozel", you can get Czech citizenship.
Having drunk a couple of glasses of Leffe Brune, you'll be unlikely to do a lot of things, but will think that you have done everything.
Taste of a pinch of salt can be improved by dropping it to a mug of beer.
Bacterias in beer are much more delicious than other bacterias. Especially cold.
Trust me, you can dance. Beer.
Stirlitz suspected something was wrong - the beer was served without foam.
Due to the fact that Diogenes was sitting in a barrel of beer, he was good.
Once an Irishman passes by the pub...
Twice one beer you will not drink. Heraclitus
Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy? © Benjamin Franklin
A camel can live without water for ten days, but without beer - a maximum until Friday.
A good workman doesn't blame beer.
In the German Constitution the first ten pages are devoted to beer.
We should drink moderately, but we should...
A beer in the hand is worth two birds in the bush.
When Gerasim was saying "Mumu", he was brought a beef steak.
The number "pi" there was a reason.
Better than beer AFTER work can only be beer INSTEAD of work.
All the socialites drink only the bubbly, but get drunk exclusively with beer.
Before his first "Guinness", Salvador Dali had quite ordinary mustaches.
Coming of age is when in the heat you don't understand what you want: ice cream or beer.
Beer is cold, but warms the soul.
There are few vitamins in beer, so you need to drink it more.
It's better to drink a pint of beer than not to drink a pint of beer.
In Czech the word "Goat" is taken as a compliment.
In beer is strength, in water are microbes.
If to drip some Hoegaarden onto the boiled lobster, it will come to life for a while.
There is no strong beer, there are weak men.
Guys are sitting in a pub for two reasons: they have a wife, they do not have a wife.
The first form of life on Earth was a Belgian brewer's yeast.
Kutuzov was able to open a beer bottle with the eye, until he lost it in battle.
Not to eat fatty and sweet is easier than not to drink frothy and bitter.
The stronger the beer - the easier the conversation.
Any brewery in Belgium is a city-forming enterprise.
Don`t forget to buy bread.
We invite you to participate in the beer business. Cooking and selling is not necessary, just buy, drink and enjoy your favorite work.
Dark beer now is better than bright future later.
I want something good, light, unfiltered...
Beer in the glass is cooler at the North side.
Life is too short to drink bad beer.
The fire extraction technology can't even be compared to the fermentation process.
One beer is like none.
If you are afraid to get fat, drink a bottle of beer before eating. It dulls the sense of fear.
We treat colic with Belgian beer.
After the eighth glass of ale the Belgians turn into elves.
SMS's with the word "beer" in Belgium are free.
With beer even players in the field run faster.
In the Czech translation Aphrodite come out not of the sea foam.
Morning in Ireland begins with a cup of strong black ... stout.
You can't buy happiness but you can buy beer. And it's almost the same thing.
The world's first croutons came up with Lenin. He modeled figurines of bread, and then dryied them.
Stonehenge is an ancient pub of druids.
A good man will not refuse beer, but the smart one will not share it.
Beer is the best thing God created after man.
Desire to work is successfully assuaged with beer.
Kvass is an intermediate state of liquid between water and beer.
The paradox is that Othello loved the light.
Non-alcoholic beer is a brewers' joke.
Velkopopovický Kozel does not care where he got the horns from.
From a beer point of view the ideal wife - the one who drinks Guinness... but in a next pub.