Our team purposely did not go to the World Cup, because also wants to watch it in the pub.
Beer is the only bitter thing that makes it sweet in the soul.
If you are afraid to get fat, drink a bottle of beer before eating. It dulls the sense of fear.
I want something good, light, unfiltered...
Any phrase spoken by drinking beer sounds like wisdom.
Dark beer NOW is better than bright future LATER.
To pub or die.
The number "pi" there was a reason.
Don`t forget to buy bread.
0,33 - 0,5 - 1 liter - so learn the numbers in Belgium.
A truly live beer will not leave you alone.
Humbert Humbert first taught Lolita to drink beer, and only then all the rest.
Any brewery in Belgium is a city-forming enterprise.
Velkopopovický Kozel does not care where he got the horns from.
There is no strong beer, there are weak men.
You can't buy happiness but you can buy beer. And it's almost the same thing.
The paradox is that Othello loved the light.
Having tasted beer, reasonable mammals stop drinking milk.
If you drink 1000 liters of "Kozel", you can get Czech citizenship.
Don't try this at another pub!
Twice one beer you will not drink. Heraclitus
Guys are sitting in a pub for two reasons: they have a wife, they do not have a wife.
Stonehenge is an ancient pub of druids.
Morning in Ireland begins with a cup of strong black ... stout.
The 73-year-old Briton drank 70 tons of beer for her life, and you ordered just a glass…
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. © Henry Lawson.
We should drink moderately, but we should...
If you feel that everything is there, but something is missing, then this is nonalcoholic beer.
With beer even players in the field run faster.
Coming of age is when in the heat you don't understand what you want: ice cream or beer.
Stirlitz suspected something was wrong - the beer was served without foam.
Beer will not solve your problems... but can erase them from memory.
Having drunk a couple of glasses of Leffe Brune, you'll be unlikely to do a lot of things, but will think that you have done everything.
To be sent to Hoegaarden is not offensive.
Before his first "Guinness", Salvador Dali had quite ordinary mustaches.
The fire extraction technology can't even be compared to the fermentation process.
You let the beer into your stomach, and it steals your heart. And a bit of liver.
Beer is when both the German and Russian are good.
A pony is 0.33 of a horse.
The world's first croutons came up with Lenin. He modeled figurines of bread, and then dryied them.
One beer is like none.
Better than beer AFTER work can only be beer INSTEAD of work.
In the Czech translation Aphrodite come out not of the sea foam.
Trust me, you can dance. Beer.
The less beer - three's a crowd.
SMS's with the word "beer" in Belgium are free.
Beer is cold, but warms the soul.
Life is too short to drink bad beer.
Bavarian girls tell fortunes with beer - if the foam is long standing, then the groom will be good.
We treat to good beer, but you're paying.
Kutuzov was able to open a beer bottle with the eye, until he lost it in battle.
After the eighth glass of ale the Belgians turn into elves.
When Gerasim was saying "Mumu", he was brought a beef steak.
Once an Irishman passes by the pub...
With beer they don't get loaded but fill the soul.
If a glass of beer was at the right time brought Leo Tolstoy, then novel would have been called simply "Peace".
Real connoisseurs blow off the foam into themselves.
Our life is a big glass of beer, and we are small bubbles in it.
It's better to drink a pint of beer than not to drink a pint of beer.
Fear of darkness is best treated by Guinness.
With beer, beavers like to chew salted fur-trees.
Beer - not a sparrow, not even like a sparrow.
Beer is the source of men's Zen.
Not to eat fatty and sweet is easier than not to drink frothy and bitter.
Kvass is an intermediate state of liquid between water and beer.
A beer in the hand is worth two birds in the bush.
Desire to work is successfully assuaged with beer.
From a beer point of view the ideal wife - the one who drinks Guinness... but in a next pub.
Beer is a sedative after the game our team.
We invite you to participate in the beer business. Cooking and selling is not necessary, just buy, drink and enjoy your favorite work.
100,000,000 years squids meaninglessly existed until the advent of beer.
There are few vitamins in beer, so you need to drink it more.
Beer in the morning is not only harmful, but also useful.
The stronger the beer - the easier the conversation.
If after 12 glasses you can't spell "Warsteiner", just order "Leffe".
Kaiser Wilhelm would turn over in his grave if found out that vodka was named after him, not beer.
There's only one reason to give up beer, but nobody knows it.
In beer is strength, in water are microbes.
To turn over the globe Archimedes should drink a couple of beers.
If you do not know what to say - drink beer.
A good man will not refuse beer, but the smart one will not share it.
Bacterias in beer are much more delicious than other bacterias. Especially cold.
Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy? © Benjamin Franklin
In Czech the word "Goat" is taken as a compliment.
Non-alcoholic beer is a brewers' joke.
If you want to change something in your life, change a kind of beer.
Diogenes lived in a barrel, because he hoped that he would be brought to the pub.
All the socialites drink only the bubbly, but get drunk exclusively with beer.
Infinitely you can watch three things: light, dark and unfiltered.
We treat colic with Belgian beer.
Beer is the best thing God created after man.
Sleep is evil: while you sleep, someone is drinking beer.
If to drip some Hoegaarden onto the boiled lobster, it will come to life for a while.
A good workman doesn't blame beer.
A camel can live without water for ten days, but without beer - a maximum until Friday.
In the German Constitution the first ten pages are devoted to beer.
Due to the fact that Diogenes was sitting in a barrel of beer, he was good.
East or west - beer is in pub.
The first form of life on Earth was a Belgian brewer's yeast.
Taste of a pinch of salt can be improved by dropping it to a mug of beer.
Windows 7 works much better if there is a glass of beer by the computer.
The way to a man's heart is through the "you want beer, darling - drink, I don't mind".
The only demerit of beer is the lack of it.
Veni, vidi, drank.
We treat cenosilicaphobia *! (*fear of an empty glass)
One beer is not a beer. Two beers are a half a beer. Four beers - one beer. But one beer is not a beer!
Water tastes much better if it's added the yeast, malt and hops.
Beer in the glass is cooler at the North side.